You probably guessed this weekend’s giveaway would have something to do with the new bird apparel.;) I need to see birds on dragons - all of the dragons! - so I’m giving away one of the new frustrating menagerie bundles. That’s all six of the new wearable birds on one bundle - birds…
Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.
"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"
"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”
"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."
"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."
"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"
"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"
"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."
"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet." me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that //rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check "Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
It sounds like a boss battle.
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT AN AUDIO VERSION OF THIS. I never knew it was ACTUALLY a song. I grew up seeing this floating around and just thinking it was a joke.
I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED
After listening to it… This would make the most BOSS Anime opening theme EVER. Move over Attack on Titan, DEATH WALTZ IS COMING THROUGH.
I saw the little dancing Huss with the last updates, and thought it would be a crime to NOT make it into an MSPANotifier image. I mean lookit him! He’s got all his work done and just wants to show it to you! ~<3